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Humor from South Africa

http://synaptoman.wordpress.com/2008/06/08/verbenium-sell/

Excerpt:

‘So Boet, I hear you’ve been in Japan.‘

‘Haasoh Bru, I bring greetings from the Land of the Rising Sun.‘

‘Why are you speaking so funny?‘

‘What do you mean?‘

‘Well you keep looking at your feet when you speak, And bowing.‘

‘Oh sorry man, these habits are hard to break, but hang it’s good to be home.‘

‘So? Tell us about your trip.‘

‘Ja OK. Remember I told you I was going to look for business opportunities?‘

‘Yes, and did you find any?‘

‘Yep, bought a franchise. I’m going to be a millionaire within the year.‘

‘What kind of franchise? Japanese food, or what?‘

‘Naghh, something MUCH more interesting.‘