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Mark · Site Admin Joined: 13 Nov 2007 Posts: 1052

You have reached the public affairs office of President Elect Barack Obama. The President Elect appreciates your support, your donations, and your vote. Please listen carefully to the following selections:

If you wish to ask the President Elect not to nuke Iran, press 1.

If you wish to ask the President Elect to end the wars, press 2.

If you wish to ask the President Elect not to support any more bailouts, press 3.

If you wish to ask the President Elect to support a national health care plan, press 4.

If you wish to ask the President Elect to protect the environment, press 5.

If you wish to ask the President Elect to oppose job outsourcing and free trade agreements, press 6.

If you wish to ask the President Elect not to pardon his predecessors, press 7.

If you wish to ask the President Elect to abolish the Federal Reserve, press 8.

If you wish to ask the President Elect to investigate 9/11, press 9.

If you are the representative of a foreign power wishing to buy weapons or start some new wars to promote the sales of U.S. weapons, please press 0 and speak with an operator.

For all other wishes, please wait until sundown and wish upon a star.

Change you can believe in! Yes we can!